The Rusty Nail

An original and SUPER GORY tale from a guest author.

Plus, Ted has trouble disposing of bodies in the house!


The Rusty Nail.

  • 2 ounces of good bourbon in a rocks glass with ice.
  • 1/2 ounce of Drambuie on top
  • Don’t mix it!

Enjoy!


The Greyhound

Late for the bus? Drive! 

Ted tells an original urban tale about a ghostly bus and mixes the Greyhound.


The Greyhound

  • Put ice into a cocktail shaker
  • 2 ounces of good vodka
  • 5 ounces of fresh grapefruit juice

Shake it like you're mad at it then pour into a chilled highball glass.


THE LAST WORD

To honor National Poetry Month, Ted recites a creepy, century-old poem about an evil wraith.
Also, Ted gets The Last Word!


The Last Word

  • 3/4 ounce gin - I use Liberator Gin from Valentine Distillery
  • 3/4 ounce green Chartreuse
  • 3/4 ounce Luxardo Maraschino liqueur
  • 3/4 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice

Shake well and pour into a chilled cocktail glass - enjoy!


The Hole in the Wall and the Whole Martini

TED TELLS AN ORIGINAL STORY ABOUT A DEAD GIRL, HER MOTHER AND THE BEST WAY TO MAKE A MARTINI!


 

The Martini

  • Add some ice in a cocktail shaker
  • Pour 2 1/2 ounces of high quality gin in there - I like Liberator Gin from Valentine Distillery
  • Add 1/4 capful of good dry vermouth
  • Shake until the shaker feels cold
  • Pour into a chilled cocktail glass

Garnish with three olives and… enjoy!


The Old House and The Old Fashioned

Ted tells a ghastly little bedtime tale about an old haunted house and shows you how to mix a classic cocktail: The Old Fashioned!


The Old Fashioned

  • Smash or “muddle” an orange peel in a rocks glass - don’t crush it! - you only want the oils.

  • 2 ounces of high quality bourbon

  • 2 drops of bitters

  • 1 teaspoon of sugar

Stir and … enjoy!